loki-laufysbum:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

MARKS NEW SELFIE OMFG!!!!!!!!!!11111 WHY DON’T YOU JUST KILL ME??!!! I CAN’T BREATHE

jadedbirch:

ruledbycrowley:

image

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

kyousakura:

HORROR MOVIE ADS ON YOUTUBE THAT U CANT SKIP

image

lotrlockedwhovian:

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

lotrlockedwhovian:

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

verifascinating:

lovelynobody00:

youngandnerdy:

etchasketchbitch:

time-to-shank-a-bitch:

….Witchcraft….

I would eat the entire game before anybody wins.

NO. WHENEVER YOU CAPTURE ONE OF YOUR OPPONENT’S PIECES, YOU GET TO EAT IT.

this is basically beer pong for a vulcan

Reblogging for that last comment

reblog if you are a NERD who loves DRAGONS

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

s0uthernair:

yagazieemezi:

French artist Xoil has a characteristic tattooing style that looks like he has stamped, stenciled, or drawn directly with a felt-tip pen on his clients’ bodies.

i will reblog these every time i see them because they are the most beautiful tattoos i’ve ever seen

anrisalikespie:

sweetfleet:

imagine if vulcans had super popular boy-bands

imagine the concerts

all of the fangirls decked out in their merch just standing in rows with straight faces

"This band makes me emotionally compromised."

"I have lost the ability to do anything at all."

"I cannot continue my existence. This is too fascinating."

olympicairwayss:

What’s the password

olympicairwayss:

What’s the password