cARL THERE’S A SPIDER ON YOUR NECK
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
♪ White Lips, Pale Face ♪
*drops bass* MOTHERFUCKING UNITED STATES *guitar solo*
I’m not even American but this post is just too good not to reblog
i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds
“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”
it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing
what in the shit pissing fuck
This makes me really chuffed.
This post is quite egregious
Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.
if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un
I am fire *pant pant*
I am death.
you ruined my life
you mean improved your life
do you ever start writing and just
I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN
can i just…it looks like Misha’s making sure J isn’t doing to mess with him in the second gif, he waits til the last second to close his eyes, and in the forth gif it’s like a double take like ‘hey don’t mess with me’, and in the fifth gif MIsha’s like ‘OMG YOU’RE GONNA MESS WITH ME!oh wait you’re still in character oh…’
I love this picture so much.
Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X